So, The Hills' Whitney Port spinoff The City shuddered to an appropriately mediocre conclusion on Sunday although you'd be forgiven for not really noticing. In fact, I missed a couple of episodes but it didn't really matter as every week the only thing that changed was the outfits.
Ep.#?? breakdown as follows:
Whitney doubts Jay, Jay does something suspicious, Whitney debates at length what to do with weird interchangeable body/same personality friend, Jay does something insensitive, Jay proudly polishes chip on his shoulder, Jay talks to Adam in bar about women in vaguely misogynistic manner [implied undertone 'let's lose these bitches and just be happy together bro'], Adam does something caddish, Allie finds out through meddling of forcibly implemented girl gang, Adam uses supernaturally good looks and weasly charm to win her back, MEANWHILE ELSEWHERE Whitney tries to talk to "New York Socialite" work colleague Olivia who says something condescending, glares and wobbles off fawn-like to bite the heads off babies (or something), at which point Whitney rolls her eyes, sighs and waits for our heroine Kelly Cutrone to come and rescue her with a molotov spike-heeled stiletto assault. Roll credits.
Which is the ending we deserved. Kelly Cutrone may have been clumsily written/edited but she was the saviour of a show which struggled to find any points of interest in any of the main characters (as Olivia would have said 'mmmhhyaaaaah jahst too mahtchy mahtchy'). If reports from NY are to be believed, Whit has quit (DVF anyway) and has returned to People's Revolution Hurrah Hurrah.
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Tonight I had my Death Row style Last Meal in anticipation of the hardcore body punishment that is coming my way as I prepare myself to run more than 26 miles in the NY marathon. I gave up smoking and drinking earlier in the year and was looking for an activity that involved neither and would also lead to achieving something. For my sins this is it. Am sure there'll be plenty of updates over the months and photographs of my sweaty pain for you to laugh at so check back regularly and follow me on Twitter (use link on the right to do this).
For the record, the Last Meal was a Cashel Blue Cheeseburger, Fries and a nice chunk of Banoffee Pie. Farewell my friends - enjoy that big ole party you're having with my alcohol and cigarettes.
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Lotto fever is taking me over. Tomorrow I have a one in a really vast lot chance of becoming richer than Enya or Sharon Osborne (randoms plucked from the UK/Ireland wealth index) in an instant. The jackpot is 89mGBP, 100mEUR and 132mUSD - more than even I could spend on weird artwork, AC/DC picture discs and quirky stationery items.
But still - if that money were to come my way I have a list of projects in my head to donate to. In addition to the worthy friends and family windfalls, I have a mental note too of individuals I've encountered in my life who are sensationally talented who I'd love to work with in some way. Who knows what format that would take but it's sure to be a blast along the way.
If you don't hear from me on Saturday, I'll be on a plane somewhere...
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
California Dreaming
For the past week or so I seem to have managed to completely invert my bodyclock - I am currently on US pacific time.
I'm working on a book at the moment and also working on a slightly surreal project involving music on TV which is so weird and newfangled that the hours are strangely irregular. Sometimes I'll go to work at 7pm, sometimes I'll be paid to not go to 'work' at all and instead go off and experience stuff which will come in useful in building the format of the show.
Still, the weird TV hours aside, I work better in the quiet of the night. There are less distractions in the wee small hours and I find the solitude focuses me in a way my lousy self-discipline cortices never have been able to.
The curious side effect of this has been that I rarely now go to bed before 7am, at which point it is already light outside. And as I'm already a light sleeper, I now persistently wake up at intervals. It seems to mean that I am almost constantly in a dreamstate and have been having this amazing episodic dream for the past few days.
When I return to sleep I seem to pick up the action from where I leave off, my waking moments becoming the ad breaks to the main feature. Except nobody really wants to buy me visiting the bathroom or getting a glass of water or (shamefully admits) checking my twitter account and emails.
It's an excellent yarn though - a murder mystery thriller that should be terrifying but isn't. I am in control in the dreams as well as being a detached observer. The colours are vivid, the action well paced and the dialogue sharp. Just wish I could remember most of it when I wake up so I can write the hit series! Bringing a notepad to bed tonight, which I am forcing myself to do early as I have too much practical stuff requiring opening hours to do tomorrow to sleep till three pm again.
But then I said that yesterday.......
I'm working on a book at the moment and also working on a slightly surreal project involving music on TV which is so weird and newfangled that the hours are strangely irregular. Sometimes I'll go to work at 7pm, sometimes I'll be paid to not go to 'work' at all and instead go off and experience stuff which will come in useful in building the format of the show.
Still, the weird TV hours aside, I work better in the quiet of the night. There are less distractions in the wee small hours and I find the solitude focuses me in a way my lousy self-discipline cortices never have been able to.
The curious side effect of this has been that I rarely now go to bed before 7am, at which point it is already light outside. And as I'm already a light sleeper, I now persistently wake up at intervals. It seems to mean that I am almost constantly in a dreamstate and have been having this amazing episodic dream for the past few days.
When I return to sleep I seem to pick up the action from where I leave off, my waking moments becoming the ad breaks to the main feature. Except nobody really wants to buy me visiting the bathroom or getting a glass of water or (shamefully admits) checking my twitter account and emails.
It's an excellent yarn though - a murder mystery thriller that should be terrifying but isn't. I am in control in the dreams as well as being a detached observer. The colours are vivid, the action well paced and the dialogue sharp. Just wish I could remember most of it when I wake up so I can write the hit series! Bringing a notepad to bed tonight, which I am forcing myself to do early as I have too much practical stuff requiring opening hours to do tomorrow to sleep till three pm again.
But then I said that yesterday.......
Wednesday April 29
Welcome friends. I am a fairly simple creature:
I like...
very strong coffee, cinnamon bagels, driving, rockaway beach, dawn, jean pierre chardat, singing along to loud music in my car (skid row and tiffany big faves for this although not at the same time), opinionated people, the goonies, curious people, grotesque drawings of things, playing dress up, rollercoasters, dada, writing about stuff, the seaside, reading about stuff, farm animals, halloween, watching stuff, looking at fish, weird buildings, craft projects, manners, skyscrapers, twitter, coney island, music music music, hector babenco, lazy days in bed, seth morgan, running fast, sleeping, blackpool.
I don't really like...
olives, closed minds, emotional manipulation, not seeing the wood for the trees, poverty, sharp things, red tape, insomnia, eating fish, chips on shoulders, back problems, text language, messy drunks, violence, people who do not listen, ignorance, drizzle, speidi.
It's nice that I like more than I don't like! Am clearly not as much of a grump as I think I am. I do enjoy the odd rant though which I'm sure I'll be sharing at some stage.
I like...
very strong coffee, cinnamon bagels, driving, rockaway beach, dawn, jean pierre chardat, singing along to loud music in my car (skid row and tiffany big faves for this although not at the same time), opinionated people, the goonies, curious people, grotesque drawings of things, playing dress up, rollercoasters, dada, writing about stuff, the seaside, reading about stuff, farm animals, halloween, watching stuff, looking at fish, weird buildings, craft projects, manners, skyscrapers, twitter, coney island, music music music, hector babenco, lazy days in bed, seth morgan, running fast, sleeping, blackpool.
I don't really like...
olives, closed minds, emotional manipulation, not seeing the wood for the trees, poverty, sharp things, red tape, insomnia, eating fish, chips on shoulders, back problems, text language, messy drunks, violence, people who do not listen, ignorance, drizzle, speidi.
It's nice that I like more than I don't like! Am clearly not as much of a grump as I think I am. I do enjoy the odd rant though which I'm sure I'll be sharing at some stage.
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